Random Thought for the Day: Grandma's 75th

Every one should have a Little Bacon Bastard from Fatboy's Bar and Grill for their 75th birthday. Remember to hold the cheese if you're lactose intolerant. The burger comes with lettuce, a fried green tomato, a pickle, onion rings and fries. Condiment packages served on the side. You can't beat the burger!

"Secrets" and "Pair of Jeans" 2 new poems on AC

Secrets

"Secrets" is about the concerns before publishing or reading a new poem, or speaking in front of a group; about the feelings involved with expressing trauma before an audience.


Pair of Jeans

"Pair of Jeans" is quick little happy poem. I haven't worn a pair of Levi's in over 10 years. And before today I never owned a brand new pair; we always got them from the thrift store.

EHOW Articles Published Through Demand Studios II

I now have 5 "How To" articles published through demandstudios.com for eHow.com. Follow the link to these latest additions and my personal favorite: "How To Be a Butch Lesbian"

Monique through DS on eHow.com

or you can check out my How To's published directly through eHow at the following link:
Monique on eHow

(*UPDATE: for some reason EHOW has redirected the links from my author pages to their home page. Direct links to my remaining EHOW articles).

How to Clean a Dog Kennel
What is a Work History Statement?
How to ba a Butch Lesbian
How to Play Casino Black Jack
How to Read a Five Rune Spread

Removed and redirected (i.e. Defunct Links)
http://www.ehow.com/how_4419786_cinnamon-biscuit-bread.html (How to Make Cinamon Biscuit Bread)
http://www.ehow.com/how_4410856_parmesan-biscuit-bread.html (How to Make Parmesan Biscuit Bread)
http://www.ehow.com/how_4410839_cook-poor-mans-soup.html (How to Make Poor Man's Soup)
http://www.ehow.com/how_4419768_time-off-attend-pride-rally.html (How to Ask for Time Off to Attend a Pride Rally)
http://www.ehow.com/how_4419799_come-out-homophobes.html (How to Come Out to Homophobes)